‘Wasted’ Kris Jenner gives hilarious speech for Khloé’s 38th birthday

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She’s been Keeping Up with the Kocktails.

A very boozed-up Kris Jenner gave a memorable speech at her daughter Khloé Kardashian’s lavish 38th birthday party that the momager may not remember in the morning.

“I know I’m a little wasted..and a little green, but what I want to say is how much I am so f–king in love with you Khloé,” Jenner, wearing a chic green dress and sparkling jewels, said while holding a dirty martini in one hand before breaking out into intense giggles in a video posted to Khloé’s Instagram Story on Monday.

Kris Jenner holding a martini
Jenner held a martini as she gushed over the birthday girl.
kimkardashian/Instagram

Her boyfriend, Corey Gamble is then seen taking the martini out of Jenner’s hand and safely placing the beverage on the table as she continued to gush over the Good American founder.

“So listen, no, I just want to say how much I love you,” Jenner, 66, continued with teary eyes, adding, “And I’ve had way too much to drink tonight but we’re here.”

Then, picking up her martini again, she added, “glass half full,” before giving out a huge cackle and continuing to call the birthday girl “so amazingly beautiful.”

Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble at Khloe's birthday party
At one point, Corey Gamble removed the drink from her hand.
kimkardashian/Instagram

“You are a rockstar in my eyes. You are the queen of our family. You are the person who is always looking at the la-,” Jenner said, stumbling over her words. A family friend then stepped in to joke that she would be continuing the speech for Jenner.

“Because she knows how I feel about you and I can’t control myself and I’ve had a couple of drinks,” Jenner said. The camera then pans to Khloé who is seated across the table laughing uncontrollably at her mom.

Kris Jenner holding a martini
She hilariously slurred through some of her words.
kimkardashian/Instagram

“We love you. We’re here because you make our heart go pit pat,” Jenner concluded, prompting her daughters to repeatedly ask, “what?”

Khloé celebrated her birthday with a lavish dinner party thrown by her mom. Guests at the fête included her sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, their kids, and her brother Rob Kardashian. Khloé’s BFFs Malika Haqq was also there to celebrate Khloé’s big day.

Khloé Kardashian and Kris Jenner posing for an Instagram photo
Khloé reacted to her mom’s speech with plenty of laughter.
krisjenner/Instagram

Khloé rocked a skin-tight latex pink dress for the occasion while Kim wore a black leather crop top and matching leather pants.

Later in the evening, the Skims founder posted a photo of three different kinds of cake she was deciding between.


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